Making a Captain’s speech and need some golf jokes?

Golf Jokes and anecdotes

Golf jokes, anecdotes and stories are key components when the Captain of a golf club or golf society makes a post-match Captain’s speech.

Some Captain’s shy away from telling Jokes because they feel that they are not very good at telling them.

Cant remember them?

Reasons given for this are that they can’t remember them, and so have trouble telling them, or they can’t find enough material. As a result they omit jokes from their Captain’s speech.

Here’s some help!

I have therefore tried to help overcome these problems for you by placing a large number of golf jokes on this web site, which you are free to look at any time you wish and use them as many times as you need to. Hopefully this will make it easier for you to find sufficient material for your speeches. 

In my Captain’s year I had around forty dinner speeches to make, nearly all of which required a joke as part of the speech.

In order to find sufficient quantity of jokes, I bought several joke books, some containing over 1,000 jokes, and researched golf jokes on the internet. This consumed many hours of my time in finding suitable jokes that I could use.

A great, ready-made, selection of jokes

I finished up with a great selection of golf jokes that could be tailored to any audience or situation

The jokes that I have put on this site have all been used, and all very well received. Several Captains and Vice-Captains have subsequently asked for copies of the jokes.

There are some very funny golf jokes, some clean golf jokes for mixed company, and some adult golf jokes; and they all are very humorous.

Dont waste your time searching – use these!

So, if you don’t want to spend many hours of research, please feel confident that these will go down well with your audiences. 

You can also find additional help for constructing Captain’s speeches on this web site. 

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Browse the jokes

Click on the following links to view a list of jokes that you can use. 

jokes suitable for mixed company

jokes for men’s company 


Instant Downloads

You can also instantly download all of these jokes to your computer.

The downloads are in Word format so that you can edit and paste into your speeches.

Download Jokes

Buy Golf Joke Books

Alternatively you can buy your own books of golf jokes by browsing the books on the right.

Just click any that you fancy.


Send in your own jokes for publication on eGolfShare

Please share your golf related jokes with your fellow golfers, golf club Captains and golf society Captains. All suitable jokes that are submitted will be published on

Just click Contact Me and enter your joke in the form provided. I will be delighted to hear from you and delighted to share your joke with your fellow Captains

You can either paste the joke text in from your computer files or type it straight into the form.

By providing your contact details you will enable me to let you know when the joke has been accepted and published on eGolfShare.


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eGolfShare joke content policy

Some of these golf jokes are suitable for mixed company and some, a little cruder, are more suitable for gatherings of men, but feel to pick and choose. 

It is the reader’s choice to browse the jokes contained on this website. eGolfShare does not accept any responsibility for any offence that readers may feel.

As this website is available to all ages and groups, expletives that may offend some people are shown as asterisks.

The eGolfShare policy is that any jokes contained on this site must not offend any race, religion or nation. Therefore any jokes submitted will be reviewed before publication.

eGolfShare does not claim authorship of any jokes on this site. Many of the jokes are unattributed, and appear many times on the internet. There is no attempt to infringe anyone’s copyright, or work. If anyone finds anything here that is your work and you would like credit or would like it removed, please contact eGolfShare by the feedback form and it will be taken care of as quickly as possible.

The intention of eGolfShare is simply to provide a catalogue of the really good jokes in order to save golf club Captains from duplicating hours of research. 

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